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I wish I could
get into your heart
it would be nice
inside your heart

I wish I could
I know I should
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play...
I wish I could / Mbih! (1985)
(00:31 sec. - Real Audio soundclip)
The Neon Judgement

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..... Last update : Nov. 15th 2000 a personal fanpage

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the band on tour in Sweden... .
source : RP's Photography ..
One of our countries best kept secrets.
And they're my favorite national band.

Our music is one of the very few things we Belgians can still be proud of. This band was among the pioneers exploring into alternative music and building up our nations famous innovative music reputation (no kidding!) abroad.

It's a band that knows how to combine a wall of guitars with wild synths in a very musical, poppy way. And most of the time it sounds natural and so damn easy, so original and catchy and full of life.
It works and it's fascinating - and that's why I love it.

It's really a shame they always remained in the darker corners of our nations music history. It doesn't feel right and personally I think it's about time our king does something about this.

The Neon Judgement is Dirk DeDavo and TB Frank. The band operates from Leuven/Louvain, Belgium.

All soundclips are in Real Audio format. Quality may differ and is generally acceptable - though never as good as CD or MP3 music.

The band was introduced to my music life with the single 'Tomorrow in the papers'.
Love at first sign of course - the song went straight to the top in my weekly personal charts.
It was the first Belgian band to do so, I think it was '85 or '86. I kinda liked the song with these beautiful floating and whirling synths. It had rhythm in style.

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The senator sits at the Terras Hotel
nervously drinking champagne
his sunglasses read what the newspaper tells
about his latest campaign
he's so afraid to go out in the streets
he's got a sword stick hidden in his cane
people laugh and wave flags as he greets
but he knows the danger remains
...
. play... . Tomorrow in the papers
Mbih! (1985)
00:41 sec. - Real Audio soundclip
source : Eazyprinz

. My first TNJ song.

The perfect introduction to this underground band with this perfect pop song.

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. Tomorrow in the papers (1985)
From a girlfriend I could even tape the 12inch.
I memorized the lyrics (printed on the back cover) and could talk hours about it, about the Kennedy's and about Marilyn Monroe and all other things this song was about (according to me!).
Yes, impressing girls was not exactly an art I had fully mastered yet.
Some years later she cleared her collection and so I became the happy owner of this rare 12'' with 'Who do you love' on the b-side, a well known song written by the great Bo Diddley.
The band tackles this song without any guitars (!) and in my opinion they don't fail, however nothing much is left of Bo Diddley's thumping rhythm - it sounds completely different.

Mbih!' (1985) .

Naturally I was eager to buy the forthcoming EP 'Mbih!', which - by the way - received good reviews.
I bought it and I got disappointed.
Only six songs on the album... and I only liked 2 (two!) of them.
F*ck man... however, there's this song on it : 'I wish I could' and it's possibly the most beautiful song ever made. It's a rattling and aching melancholic love song with a thrilling drive and plenty of fascinating musical variation. It shows for the first time a very successful combination of guitars and synths.
It's the 'raison d'être' of this album and the main reason why I can live in peace with it.

. play... . I wish I could
Mbih! (1985)
00:31 sec. - Real Audio soundclip
source : Eazyprinz

. You know even God likes to listen to this song :-o .

I wish I could
get into your heart
it would be nice
inside your heart

I wish I could
I know I should
...

Besides 'I wish I could' and 'Tomorrow in the papers', I don't like any of the other songs. Well maybe I can like 'Let's get born' and 'Sister Sue'. These songs have at least a faster rhythm.
And I don't like 'See that !' at all, a song with reggae influences (a full 7:52 minutes!). Luckily the band didn't venture much deeper in this experiment.

. The Neon Judgement 1981 - 1984 (1984)

More or less at the same time the band released a compilation album with their first songs. This album which was called 'The Neon Judgement 1981 - 1984' was more impressive, even if it was only a collection of songs released on cassette or 7" or 12" during the previous years.
These were the songs that made the band a solid reputation in the national underground music scene.
As a poor teenage boy I managed to get it on tape - but I bought the album several years later anyway and the CD as well last year.

One of the songs that became a cult classic - and still is - in Belgium is 'TV Treated', the way those synths rock...

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more and more and more and more
and more and more and more
you and me

Did you see you
did you see me
treat fashion
goes faster
???
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. play... . TV Treated
The Neon Judgement 1981 - 1984(1985)
00:43 sec. - Real Audio soundclip
source : Eazyprinz

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The music was different, the band was one of the first bands to explore into what we call today industrial electro dance music. Fact is the band had a great feeling for true 'Music', not just noise.

Mafu cage (1986) .
The bands first true record was a major touchdown, at least in my life.
'Mafu Cage' got several top reviews but I guess it proved to be too strong for the 80s soda pop music public. I couldn't believe some of my more conservative friends didn't like it. I assume the bands dark image stood in the way. People were easily scared in the 80s.
'Mafu Cage' is without any doubt the bands hottest album.
And I think - even now - it's still the best album ever made in Belgium. This is music that's alive, alive and on the edge like a hungry lion.
It's amazing how the synths and the guitars and the drums get along so well. It rocks like hell.

My favorite song - and by the way my favorite TNJ song - is 'Awful day'.
The way this songs kicks in is... huge.
Every time I hear it I see an old and heavy train getting under steam. A massive metal body getting slowly in motion, whistles blowing, the powers involved... everything under control - moving forwards.
It hits me every time.

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Felt like dying here today
in this place that holds no trace
of nights with you
when I loved you

This bed feels like a grave today
memory smells as sharp as hell
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. play... . Awful day
Mafu cage (1986)
00:45 sec. - Real Audio soundclip
source : Eazyprinz

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It sounds so mean.
It's like saying 'Fuck you' and putting up the middle finger and smile in true Jack Nicholson style.
And you know what... it's a love song. Doh!

Other favorites are 'He's gonna drop', 'Dead friend's body' and 'Be nice to me'. Songs with sweating and kicking synths.
Like the way they mix 'yeee-haaa's into 'He's gonna drop', it's just perfect. Everything sounds in place, sounds so natural/original... it's pure listening pleasure.

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say
drop
say drop
drop that thing
you see
you see that you bleed oh
got it
got it in this heat oh
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. play... . He's gonna drop
Mafu cage (1986)
00:37 sec. - Real Audio soundclip
source : Eazyprinz

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The only song that I don't like that much was put on single.
'Voodoo nipplefield' has probably some nice African drum beats in it, but I only get to like it when I'm drunk. Real drunk.

Horny as hell (1987) .
'Horny as hell' followed the next year.
Not as impressive as 'Mafu Cage', but close enough...
Friends informed me about the bands new single 'Miss Brown', a brilliant pop song featuring funky synths - you love it right away. It was the hottest song in town.
In a promotion interview the band stated they could write such commercial tinted pop songs any time, but they preferred to do things their way - things that were more fun.

With songs like 'STLG (See the little girl...)', 'Hot Sally', 'Trashy lady' and 'Sultan of sex' they were spot on for the fun I guess as this albums main theme was SEX.
The inner-sleeve shows a naked girl in a very suggestive pose and on the short nationwide tour that followed, two strippers gave the show more body.
Friends told me about it, with the inevitable spicy exaggerations. Much to my own regret I didn't see any of the shows... I surely would've liked having seen how the strippers jumped naked into the audience and how my friends had a go with them. According to them, they were very famous dark haired (yes, my type!) international supermodels and they were horny as hell.
Yeah, whatever...

...
out of there
when I got up we stood eye to eye
that was when she clicked the yale
the yale

In the eyes of Miss Brown
it was love at first sight
in the eyes of Miss Brown
there blows a strange light
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. play... . Miss Brown
Horny as hell (1987)
00:43 sec. - Real Audio soundclip
source : Eazyprinz

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Still the bands somewhat a-commercial attitude and the dark greasy underground image prevented them from breaking through.
The band had other priorities, like touring Western Europe intensively and building up a wide reputation in underground music scenes.

. Blood & thunder (1989)
With a brand new album 'Blood & thunder', the band decided to go west. They headed for the USA.
The Neon Judgement was the first Belgian band to play in the White House while '1313', the first outtake of their new album 'Blood & thunder' ruled the billboard 100 for months. The band sold out gig after gig and president Bush sr., though not very confident with modern music, confessed he occasionally liked to dance on 'Games of love'.
The USA went nuts for the new heroes.
These were the things I wanted to read in the papers, but I didn't.

However, most songs - if not all - are good enough.
The song that caught my attention right away was 'Don't wish me luck'. It's cool and it contains again some wild harmonic rockin' synths.

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So scared by these moments
all alone with myself
my eyes are wide open
staring at my sweaty hands
what's that star ?
shooting straight through my mind
I hear drums in the night
as they beat away my time

And don't wish me luck
don't wish me luck
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. play... . Don't wish me luck
Blood & thunder (1989)
00:45 sec. - Real Audio soundclip
source : Eazyprinz

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A song that impressed me over time is 'Le suicide du beau Serge' (referring to 'le grand Serge Gainsbourg'), not quite for the subject but for the fascinating musical adventure it offers.
'1313' is another nice adventure, probably influenced by the bands tour in the USA, the long road trips, boring stays in motels and visiting girly clubs with sexy Mexican girls.

. play... . 1313
Blood & thunder (1989)
00:56 sec. - Real Audio soundclip
source : Eazyprinz

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...
still burning from the last time
that we met
she stood there on the table
her breasts were bare and white
see me on my brightest side tonight
I picked her up swearing
that vicious little woman
but she seemed so faraway
the lights went out
and she said

Two to the left and two to the right
wave your arms in the air
like you're ready to fly
then bend one knee
and give me a whirl
now come on you guys
while I'm your girl
for a little bit more I'll be your queen
are you ready to dance 1313
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And there was room for the romantic side of the boys.
'Games of love' and especially 'Damned I love you' are much appreciated in my house.

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and if you don't mind
I'll ask you to marry me
'cause

Damned I love you
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. play... . Damned I love you
Blood & thunder (1989)
00:31 sec. - Real Audio soundclip
source : Eazyprinz

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And on top of that...

Blood & thunder - promo card

I like '78 T/As and... the band featured a '78 T/A on the cover for this album. Far out!
There aren't many cars that make it to album covers so when it's a '78 T/A - it's party time. And the strange thing is, years later... Inxs (another one of my favorite bands) did it too...

. The insult (1990)
'The insult' opens with the title track, an instrumental but a darn good one. It's dancing in a musical adventure, guided by Mexican wild west influences. Several old speech clips and a woman's groaning get mixed into it, making it a cocktail from a funky cool music heaven.
It's wild - it's fascinating. I like this song.
It shows very well the bands ability to get music out of almost anything.
Still... it's pure pop music, but with fantastic balls.

. play... . The insult
The insult (1990)
00:48 sec. - Real Audio soundclip
source : Eazyprinz

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(Instrumental)
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There's even a surprise, being a friendly radio song. 'Alaska highway' could be a tribute to this state without being bombastic. It's sober. It's gentle.
Maybe it's about... hell, I don't know but it's a great song to listen to while cruising.

. play... . Alaska highway
The insult (1990)
00:35 sec. - Real Audio soundclip
source : Eazyprinz

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In a cracked and tarnished mirror I see
the troubled face
the bloodshot eyes of me
wonderful stories locked in a suitcase
Alaska highway, cities go by
this lands knows me
here I can lie
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My favorite is 'Never change'.
It's just another tortured romantic love song but... one with a sexy attractive pumping beat.

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Hey it's good to see you
would you like some wine
I'll dim the lights
and turn the music down
fill the room with candles
put flowers all around
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. play... . Never change
The insult (1990)
00:39 sec. - Real Audio soundclip
source : Eazyprinz

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Strange is the source of inspiration for some of the songs. 'I build a house' - title says it all - sounds funky enough despite a somewhat boring title. 'Pink coat' is more like it, a tiger lady in need for a pink coat, a dark color, black boots and a whip.
What were the boys doing?

Are you real (1992) .
'Are you real' is the bands most professional sounding album.
But it was very different. I didn't like it at all. There was no trace left of the floating wild electro dance beats. This album had more in common with pop à la Prince than with new wave. And I had no deep interest in Prince, nor his music.
I played the album very rarely, but one day...
I played it in my car and a girl from work seemed to like it very much. She borrowed the CD and I sort of became to like the girl... and she me and to everybody's surprise the CD got more airplay.
Funny how things go...

And it even turned out to be a very fine album.
Really, even now with full vision again and all the sugar out of my ears, I still find it a top album.
'Forever be mine' made history in my life and I'm still proud of that little sweet melody. It has some sunny reggae influences combined with a dreamy summer beat... it should've been a world hit but...

. play... . Forever be mine
Are you real (1992)
01:00 sec. - Real Audio soundclip
source : Eazyprinz

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...
look at you
you're like heaven to touch
all your beauty to hold
and you love me so sweetly
lay me down on your bed
yeah
love will always be more now
let me kiss you again
and forever be mine
forever be mine
forever be mine
forever be mine
yeah
forever be mine
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Now, older and lazier I have to confess 'Home' is my true favorite on this album. It has a well succeeded dreaming melody that makes it one of the bands best songs. Yes, it's another master piece featuring some great humming made in Belgium.

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fought against my fears
I was counting down the days
now I always want you near
in my heart there is a place

Home
can it ever be
a place where we belong together
home
can it ever be
a place where we can last forever
(great humming...!!!)
...

. play... . Home
Are you real (1992)
00:41 sec. - Real Audio soundclip
source : Eazyprinz

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But I can easily love'em all, 'Jackson, come home' was one of the first songs to get noticed. 'This strange effect' (a legendary Ray Davis song) and 'Julia' are simple gorgeous pop songs. 'Are you real', the title track was put on single - I always found it a bit too commercial for my taste. It wasn't a success.

. play... . Jackson, come home
Are you real (1992)
00:33 sec. - Real Audio soundclip
source : Eazyprinz

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...
woke up this morning
in this bleeding town
look out at the window
saw the shit coming down

Come home Jackson
Jackson come home
come home Jackson
Jackson come home
come home Jackson
Jackson come home
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The one thing that puts this album really down is the cover design. It screams from behind the shop window 'If you buy this, you're fucked'.
Well, for once... you're not.

At Devil's Fork (1996) . Daszoo (1998) .
Now, let's forget about the next two albums. Neglect them.
They're the dark spots on the bands career.
I bought both albums as they were released, played them every now and then but failed to find a stunning and impressive song. I tried.
'At Devil's Fork' is at best a cold trip back to the glory days of the band in the early 80s. Some songs ('Right now' and 'She lies in the sun') make up nice shadows of stronger and older material but most songs fade out into oblivion.

Three older TNJ-classics received a remix treatment and figure as the best bits at the end of the album.
'Concrete (dip me in heat)' and especially 'TV treated (1995)' blow again life in your stereo after passing on the new songs. Suddenly things start to swing again... it's like a very bright sunburst trough a cloudy sky.

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She wakes up in the evening
her head feels like a torch
this darkness has it's meaning
a fear she can't ignore

Right now she has to do it again
yeah right now
right now she has to do it again
yeah right now

She goes to sleep at sunrise
with eyes like shining diamonds
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. play... . Right now
At Devil's Fork (1995)
00:29 sec. - Real Audio soundclip
source : Eazyprinz

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The bands last album 'Daszoo' wasn't even a shadow of former glory.
I hate to say it, but it sucks.

The bands end in 1999 came as no big surprise. The boys decided to stop making music under the Neon Judgement flag and they started other projects.
However, occasionally they will still do gigs as the Neon Judgement all over Europe.

. General Pain & Major disease (1988)

Nevertheless, the band made many impressive great and attractive songs.
What I like about them, they never bury the public under a big heavy beat. They do have heavy beats, but the melody is important too. That's what makes these songs stand the test of time. Even now the older new wave songs still sound the part.
At the end of the eighties the band released another compilation containing some of their best songs and some bonus outtakes. 'Kid Shyleen' and 'Chinese black' are nice catchy popsongs that hadn't made it on a previous album.

'Chinese black' is just one more example illustrating the bands talent to write damn good pop songs.

. play... . Chinese black
General Pain & Major disease (1988)
00:39 sec. - Real Audio soundclip
source : Eazyprinz

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...
all my colours I've lost
in your eyes Chinese black
singing the light of this moment
sunrise
black
Chinese black
hear the name that I'm calling
black
black
Chinese black
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I bought this album only recently because I already had most of the other songs sitting on other albums.
Anyway, this one offers a nice overview of the bands early and better years.

I will miss the boys.

My selection of TNJ-songs that rock all the bricks in the house :
All in real audio soundclip format.

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